Hey there! Welcome to my blog. I hope you like it here. It isn’t much, but it’s home and it’s all that matters. Anyway, make yourself comfy, let me make you a coffee, and let’s get down with these pesky introductions. Okay? Good. Awesome. Superb. I like you already, dude.
Let me tell you right off the bat: I love rules. It’s probably the reason why I’m taking up Law right now. Yeah, I’m taking up Law. I know, I don’t like someone who is going to be a lawyer, but I am, promise. Haha. Anyway, this blog is a direct product of my love for rules. A few hours ago, after listening to my friend about her plans for her new blog, I was like, How about I make a blog with rules? Yeah, I know, stoner logic. Of course, I’m not really stoned (and even if I am, do you think I’ll really tell it in public? Haha), but watching Adventure Time for six hours straight will rustle your mind, baby. The rest, as you can see, is history. Some creation stories are really boring. Sorry if this is one of them.
Anyway, that’s about it for my blog. The rules, yeah, I did not forget. Wait for them, ayt? Let me talk about myself first. I’m narcissistic like that. Haha. Well, anyhow, I’m Kenneth, I’m 20 (as of writing), and as I already told you, I’m a law student. I’m from the Philippines. I don’t like sweets, but I don’t mind if I do. Again, don’t mind the randomness. I love dragons, I don’t like red wavy lines showing me my spelling of ‘randomness’ is wrong, and I prefer banana ketchup to tomato ketchup. Hey, that got me thinking. Is that how you spell ketchup?
Wait. Let me check Wikipedia.
Aaaaaaand… there you go. If we pause the professor-ingrained belief that Wikipedia is not trustworthy at all, catsup and ketchup are both acceptable. You do learn something new everyday. Anyway, I guess that’s enough information about me. Of course, if you want to know more, you stalker you, you can always follow this blog. The devil is in the details, but the hardship is in the waiting. Yeah. I don’t get it either.
And now, to the Rules! Think of this as a Constitution of this website. If you don’t know what a Constitution is, well, I can’t help you there. I’m not that good on my Constitutional Law.
The Rules of CLVII
Rule No. 1: The Writer must post a minimum of two entries a week where one will always be personal and the other will be a creative work. The week will start on Sunday and there will be no word limit. If a particular entry can be labeled as a personal entry or creative work, the Writer must choose which requirement the entry shall satisfy and do the other accordingly.
Rule No. 2: The words ‘warehouse’, ‘aqueduct’, ‘grape’, ‘Jolly Roger’ and any derivatives of such words will never be used by the Writer.
Rule No. 3: The Writer will not post a personal entry that only revolves around food.
Rule No. 4: The Writer must always use Google Chrome to post entries, except if he is in mobile where any browser or mode of posting is acceptable.
Rule No. 5: Every fifth creative entry must be poetry.
Rule No. 6: Every tenth personal entry must be accompanied by at least three pictures.
Rule No. 7: The Rules also extend to comments made by the Writer on this website.
Rule No. 8: If a Rule is broken, the Writer must abandon the blog. He may post two final entries thereafter.
Rule No. 9: These rules can only be amended on the last day of each alternate month following the month of promulgation of these Rules (April 2012).
Rule No. 10: Rule Nos. 1, 7, 8, and 9 cannot be amended or deleted.
Rule No. 11: These rules take effect on 28 April 2012. Philippine Time (GMT + 8) will govern the timepiece of this blog.
Ha. I’m loving this already. Wish me luck, Reader, and have a nice day. :)
P.S. This counts as a personal entry. Ha! I think I’m going to have a bad time with R.N.1.
P.P.S. I don’t why I named this blog CLVII. Maybe I’ll expound on this later on, either in a personal entry or creative work.